Rockin' IITM

I get all sort of peoplel saying that life is a pain in IITM and stuff like that... This blog is dedicated to that kinda junta who'll fucking crib about anything and everything that comes their way.

I'm in love with IITM man.

Yeah and now for the cribs that people have bout IITM and life here...So let me put some kinda counter argument for each kinda cribs that have come my way.(kinda exaggerated version..it's my blog man, so you have no option other that to bear with it)

1. "There hajaar RG in IITM, people are totally full of shit here"

---Yeah damn right they are. Too much RG ,competition and all kinda stuff. SO WHAT? Are you a goddamn sissy who's scared to take up any sort of challenge in life or face any kinda competition? Come on man look at the life that lies ahead of you, whether its the "Great Indian Dream" of runnning of to the US or whatever. The truth is that though mankind may have developed and become the boss of all beings on earth but the essence of life is the same..Survival of the fittest... So if you aren't game for life and the challenges. No one appreciated your presence here and you should DIE SISSY.



2. "Too much acads and stuff man. Proffs are sadists and like to screw us wheneve they have a chance" (elec junta love this kinda stuff)

---Fine man, acads huh? Tell me one goddamn thing man, is IITM some kinda magical place where you clear JEE come in and go out as sood people with sood jobs or whatever? How the hell do you expect to know things without mugging? Get out of the dreamy world you had when you cleared JEE man, yeah we know you are the cream of the nation and all sort of bull shit. But you gotta mug to become an engineer man. So stop cribbing about acads and get a life LOSER!



3. "Man the rules and regulations are too strict, no freedom to do stuff"

---Okay, if you have ever said the above quote or some derivative of it ever in your life then atleast one of the below stated points holds true :
a) You are GAY
b) You copied the neighbours paper in JEE and got through
c) You have some kind of physical disability (ie deaf,dumb,blind, no 'thing' etc etc)
d) God intended to make you a monkey but changed plans at the last minute
e) Some one stole a portion of your brain(something >80%) when you were born and in the hospital(yeah baby!)
f) You deserve to die....NOW!
Come on guys, if you can seriously thing this way there're definitely hajaar things wrong with you. The amount of freedom given you here is unprecedented. Want proof? Go to any local college in Chennai. Lets take the case of Vellore Institute of Technology. Over there you have to be inside the hostel by 9 (huh?), the scene is worst for the gals who have to be in by 7.... Freedom you say. In Satyabhama college you are fined if a guy speaks to a gal. I can now state a million such examples. So cool off man. Get a life!



4. "Life at IITM is too monotonous and boring. We do the same things over and over again each year"

---He he he . You are kiddin' dude. Are you really really really serious?
Let me tell you a story. There was this guy who did engineering from IITM and went on to do a job in some sood company (name withheld for privacy reasons). He got married , had kids. Everyday he got up in the morning went to the office came back in the evening. He went on like this for 40 years till he died.
Moral of the story: LIFE IS BORING AND MONOTONOUS
So my friend (aka crib god), this chap is none other that you. So commit suicide NOW!


Finally my message to people who have ever in their life said any sort of stuff mentioned in the above 4 expressions:
"You deserve to die man. Coz if you are'nt happy in IITM, you'll never be happy anytime else in life. So DIE NOW! and gain eternal peace"

Pass it on man!

The word 'man' has become my favourite word of recent times.
What really impresses me is the versatileness and the coolness that happens to be present around this word at all times. Whether it may be "Do i know u man?" Or something like "How are you man?" or the title of this blog!
A major reason for my obsession with this word has been two great hippies of my time....
One is Leo aka Tommy Chong of 'That 70's show' /Cheech and Chong fame, the other is our very own Happy man... This obsession has overpowered me with such great force that when meeting up with the dean I almost began like 'How are you man..oh sorry sir'....

The word 'man' can be traced back to the time when hippies were coming into being and forming organized groups. This was some time in the 60's and the 70's in the US were they were becoming so powerful and large in numbers that the US goverment had to carry out one of the most covert and the most hideous operation of all times to wipe them out. (yeah don' t we love these stories about US goverment conspiracies and stuff like this) Yeah and as usual they were able to get away with this like they have done a zillion times (remember the great moon landing hoax). But the spirit survived.....................................

Now the spirit of the hippies craves for the lost glory and roams the middle earth in search of new followers..... It will spare no one. It will not rest until it is resurrected and its lost glory reinstated.

(For those of you wondering what kinda crap is this... This is the grosse output of a jobless mind who doesn't give a shit if the people around him think he is sood or not, like other assholes who write fucking sood putting blogs so that people think that they are creative and sood. SCREW U guys. I know I am GOD and don't give a shit about what you losers think...heheheheh)